I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

George Burns

I Like my whisky old and my women young.

Errol Flynn

Anybody who hates dogs and loves whiskey can't be all bad.

Unknown

The light music of whiskey falling into a glass - an agreeable interlude.

James Joyce

Too much of anything is bad but too much of good whiskey is barely enough.

Mark Twain

Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over.

Attributed to Mark Twain

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

P. J. O'Rourke

Whisky is liquid sunshine.

George Bernard Shaw

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.

Irish Proverb

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.

Robert E. Lee

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

W. C. Fields

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities.

Lord Dunsany

My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.

Igor Stravinsky

Four blessings upon you - Older whiskey - Younger women - Faster horses - More money.

Anonymous Toast

A good gulp of hot whiskey at bedtime - it's not very scientific but it helps.

Alexander Fleming

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martini’s.

Humphrey Bogart’s last words

For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky.

Eddie Condon

There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and one of them is malt whisky.

Scottish proverb

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

W.C. Fields

I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already!

Tommy Cooper

I just had 19 shots of whiskey, I think that's a record.

Dylan Thomas's last words

Friendship is like whisky, the older, the better.

Unknown Author

For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky.

Eddie Condon

Whisky, drink divine! Why should drivelers bore us, With the praise of wineWhile we've thee before us?

Joseph O'Leary

What butter and whiskey won't cure, there is no cure for.

Irish Saying

A glass of whisky in Scotland in the thirties cost less than a cup of tea.

Catherine Helen Spence

About two months into the Whisky, I borrowed some money and rented a remote recording truck.

Johnny Rivers