I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.
George Burns
I Like my whisky old and my women young.
Errol Flynn
Anybody who hates dogs and loves whiskey can't be all bad.
Unknown
The light music of whiskey falling into a glass - an agreeable interlude.
James Joyce
Too much of anything is bad but too much of good whiskey is barely enough.
Mark Twain
Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over.
Attributed to Mark Twain
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
P. J. O'Rourke
Whisky is liquid sunshine.
George Bernard Shaw
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.
Irish Proverb
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
Robert E. Lee
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
W. C. Fields
Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities.
Lord Dunsany
My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.
Igor Stravinsky
Four blessings upon you - Older whiskey - Younger women - Faster horses - More money.
Anonymous Toast
A good gulp of hot whiskey at bedtime - it's not very scientific but it helps.
Alexander Fleming
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martini’s.
Humphrey Bogart’s last words
For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky.
Eddie Condon
There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and one of them is malt whisky.
Scottish proverb
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
W.C. Fields
I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already!
Tommy Cooper
I just had 19 shots of whiskey, I think that's a record.
Dylan Thomas's last words
Friendship is like whisky, the older, the better.
Unknown Author
For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky.
Eddie Condon
Whisky, drink divine! Why should drivelers bore us, With the praise of wineWhile we've thee before us?
Joseph O'Leary
What butter and whiskey won't cure, there is no cure for.
Irish Saying
A glass of whisky in Scotland in the thirties cost less than a cup of tea.
Catherine Helen Spence
About two months into the Whisky, I borrowed some money and rented a remote recording truck.
Johnny Rivers
